THURSDAY THUNK

I can't think of a catchy title

Welcome to the July 23rd version of Thursday Thunks!

(which we always seem to post on Wednesday)
Where we make you think a little bit before you blog!

This week we will answer some crazy questions brought to you by

Berleen, the number 22 and the color of the last road kill you saw.

1. You walk into a store and the cashier is being held up by a robber. The robber's accomplice is dead on the floor at your feet with a shotgun laying next to him. The robber does not see you, but the cashier does - what do you do? Um... who killed the accomplice?? I think we need to know this to make an informed decision. I'd like to think I'd get all Clint Eastwood and yell DUCK as I fire the shotgun, hoping like hell that a- the cashier understands English and b- there is a shell in the shotgun.



2. We go to an ice cream shop for an ice cream cone. You say you are buying and I am going to stay in the car. You ask me what I want and I say "surprise me", what kind of ice cream cone am I going to get? Today I'm in a rum raisin kind of mood, so 2 scoops, waffle cone?

3. You have a dream that your co-worker, friend or whoever is hit by a garbage truck after they back into a ladder with a black cat on it. The next day you see that person standing by a ladder with a black cat on it and there is a garbage truck driving down the road.... what do you do? Hate to say it but laugh maniacally.

4. What is the most money you've won on a lottery or scratch off ticket?0.00 - I never won anything in a lottery, never won a 50-50, don't buy scratch offs. ( I only buy lottery tickets when they're over 20 mil though)

5. A neighbor kid down the street comes to your door and offers to wash all of your windows outside for $10 - do you have him do it? Am I wearing clothes in this scenario??

6. Go to Google Images. Type in the name of the last movie you saw. Post the first picture that comes up. Sad I know.

7. Your local animal shelter calls you and says there are 3 dogs that need an immediate foster home for 3 days. If you do not accept, the dogs are put down that day. Do you take them in? Um, where would I put them?? If I had room I'd adopt them, but unless they're teacup chihuahua's I can't help.

8. What is the messiest room in your home? Right now that would be the dining room as that's where everything is ending up as I try to clean up/ organize.

9. Have you ever been to a wedding that participated in a strange tradition that you had never heard of? I don't mean to offend anyone, but my husband is Black. His black friends used to make a lot of fun of me for line dancing ( I'm into country music) Imagine my surprise when at one of their weddings everyone ran out onto the floor for the electric slide!


10. Name one sport that you just don't get. Olympic handball

11. What was the last email that came into your inbox about?Tilli Thomas Yarn on sale at Little Knits.

12. Have you ever purchased anything from a sex shop? Extra points if you tell us what it was.... Yes. Um this is kind of a vague question.., you want a list or the last thing?? And we don't get points - how do we get extra points?

13. Go back to that Google Images link... type in the last food item that you ate. Post the 2nd picture it comes up with.

14. Got any bumper stickers on your vehicle? What are they? Don't do bumper stickers.

15. What meme question do you wish was never asked again?Any question refering to either of my parents.