THURSDAY THUNK

A Bunch Of Stupid Questions By Kimber

Welcome to the July 30th version of Thursday Thunks!

(which we always seem to post on Wednesday)
Where we make you think a little bit before you blog!

This week we will answer some crazy questions brought to you by

Kimber, the number 14 and the color of life. (2 questions by Ber, figure out which 2.)

1. You are in an enclosed space with a group of friends. Elevator, auto, small room, etc.. You fart and it really stinks. Do you take credit for it or do you play along with the questioning of who did it? Well to be truly honest (yes girl's fart) if I farted in an enclosed elevator everyone would be dead so there would be no need to play whodunnit.

2. You are locked in a room sitting at a desk with just a piece of paper and a purple crayon. What do you draw? My doodles tend to be abstract patterns.

3. Do you ever pee in the shower? Ick- no. Quick story, when I was in College and showering after a meet, the girl a couple stalls over peed. She must have been dehydrated or something 'cause her pee was really dark and everyone could see it!! In retrospect I almost feel bad for the mocking.... ok not really.

4. Have you bought, sold or got rid of something on Craigslist? Can honestly say after I finish here I will have to google Craigslist. Who is Craig? Why will he sell my stuff? Why do I want his stuff? These thunks create more questions than I can answer some weeks

5. You are in a convenience store. In the line in front of you is a drunk guy trying to purchase more alcohol. The cashier tells him they cannot sell it to him because he is obviously already intoxicated. He gets belligerent. The cashier is scared. What do you do? Well since you can't get out of Jersey without paying a toll, and the convenience stores here don't sell alcohol. I would wake up and go to the fridge for a nice cold beer!

6. While shopping for produce, do you "sample" before you buy (i.e. grapes)? Thanks to numerous beatings when I was a child I can't eat unwashed produce without going into convulsions - so no.

7. You are walking down the street and there is a toddler sitting on a bench by themselves in front of a store - do you just keep walking? Ok, once again welcome to Jersey, land of diners, strip malls and soccer moms. The closest stores that have benches in front of them are 2 towns away, so I wouldn't be walking. And since I generally go there for ice cream (Denville Dairy - best ice cream ever!) I probably wouldn't notice one more kid around. ( Yeah no maternal instincts here. Kind of defective )

8. Have you looked up an old friend and/or lover online? If the person was such a good friend they would be a now friend ( I have had the same bestest friends since I was 9, don't know why they put up with me, but saves me the trouble of making a lot more friends - don't worry Grace and Jacqui I do occaisionally make new ones!) so why would I look up a friend I couldn't be bothered to keep?? And if the old lover wa any good I'd've kept him around too wouldn't I?? Look forward people! The future lies ahead!!

9. You are nearly in a car/auto accident. Do you freak out, follow the person who nearly caused it & talk to them or just keep going? Ok, if I follow you, I will probably end up in jail because I can be really confrontational, I curse too much on a good day and it may end up physical. I will tell you I once pulled over when a toddler ran out into the street and the dumbass mom was sitting on the porch yelling at the 5 year old who "should" have been watching her brother while her mom smoked. I yelled at the mom that a 5 year old does not make adequate supervision. and her son was almost killed. She responded saying I had a nice car and she had a good lawyer. ( I was on my way to my FIL's house and was sort of in the hood) I flipped out completely. I told the lady (who was black) THAT IF HER KID WAS WORTH A COUPLE OF MIL FROM MY INSURANCE COMPANY TO HER- no wonder white people had no problem selling them 200 years ago, I almost caused a riot. The cops were involved, it wasn't pretty. Mind you my husband is black and my daughter 1/2 black. So no, following someone not a good idea for me!