Elephants mating,
Killing the catnip mousies.
Hard work for a cat
Stare out the windows,
cover the floors with baggies,
Always be prepared.
Learn to use remotes
Must tape shows that mom doesn't
Watch when she's at work.
Playbill from the Theatre- Act One Tony Stewart- Act Two Knitting and Crafting- Act Three Container Gardens- Finale Family and Friends-
He's very happy and he thanks you.
ReplyDeleteHe looks nothing like Scarlet O'hara.
ReplyDeleteLOL now Buddha is bugging me to write some haiku about her!
ReplyDeletedoes ur cat really watch elephants mate?
ReplyDeleteHe's my catphew - my good friend's cat. He's a weirdly smart cat - and he can use the tv remote- my friend found him watching a nature show where elephants were mating - quite mesmerized - so I tease him about his "elephant porn"
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