Thursday, April 15, 2010

Thursday Thunks... late again. bite me.

Welcome to the April 15th (Tax Day) version of Thursday Thunks!
Where we make you think a little bit before you blog!

We pick a subject, and your job is to interpret it anyway you want. Write about it on your blog... simple as that. Maybe you can interpret it as a picture - we don't care!
Please only leave a link if you have written a Thursday Thunks post. Please mention us in your post, and link back to the blog here.
Don't forget to go visit the other participants' blogs. Read and comment about all their Thursday Thunks! Thats what all this is about afterall, isn't it? We'll have so much fun and become lifelong friends....
The TT questions are brought to you by Berleen, the color of daisies and the number 0.

Got your taxes done? Got them done in January.  Owed money to the state, so that one got mailed this morning.

What do batteries run on? DO you really want a chemistry lesson?  SOmehow I think you don't.

What do chickens think we taste like? A meat eating chicken??You know that's how Mad Cow disease started?  And I think a meat eating chicken is called a velociraptor or something - so human would taste like... grog?
What do they call a French kiss in France? Foreplay?

Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor and dishwashing liquid made with real
lemons? I go through about a dozen lemons a week - so my lemon juice is made from lemons.. The question I have is what is lemon pledge made from?

How many times is it appropriate to say "What?" before you just nod and smile because you still didn't hear or understand a word they said? As someone who has a partial hearing loss,  I'd say twice.

I hate when I just miss a call by the last ring (Hello? Hello? Darn it!), but when I immediately call back, it rings nine times and goes to voice mail. What did you do after I didn't answer? Drop the phone and run away?  Well if it's my mom, she turned off the phone - why leave it on so you can call her back?  If it's my daughter she's on to her next call.  If it's C- he's started his truck and won't answer until he parks again.  If it's my father in law- he's waiting to see how many times you'll try to reach him.  My husband will text so I don't call him back. 
the rest of the world can call me back later.

So Mel Gibson left his girlfriend - think he's finally heard of me? I love a lot of his movies - I don't consider him all that sexy.  And he's a weird kind of religious - never works out good from the female perspective.

Why do they call it "getting your dog fixed" if afterwards it doesn't work anymore? In my opinion - a male dog that tries to hump you, and a female dog in heat, and with a period is broken, so fixing them fixes them.

Are you bothered that I didn't number these? Until I read this question - I numbered them.


  1. I'd say "foreplay" about summed it up. Mel's a bigot. It's hard to get past that...

  2. OMG are just too much. I love it. Have a great weekend and I hope you are feeling better :)


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