Friday, November 20, 2009

Dating Profiles

A quick disclaimer - no boys, I'm not on the dating market, but this meme has funny potential.

Hard Times

Welcome to The Dating Profiles Meme . This meme is based on a feature from WTIT: The Blog authored by Bud Weiser. Either you have used sites such as Match.com or Yahoo Personals or you’ve read them. Weekly, we scour those on-line dating sites to respond either a person's profile or often their headlines as most of us would really like to do. We use only "lines" that are gender-neutral. So, your mission is to respond to ten we choose each week. Seriously or with humor is your choice! The spelling or grammar errors were in the original profiles. Join us each and every Friday!

The Dating Profiles Meme: Play With Me

1. Why is this so hard? Well I'm here aren't I?

2. Walk with me. Because I really can't slow down enought to talk to you otherwise.

3. My software is state of the art. Well the last skein of handpainted yarn I bought is both soft and art!

4. Can’t believe I did this. But since I don't waste time on regrets, deal with it!

5. Life is an adventure or nothing. My life is definitely an adventure - but since I get bored easily anything else will send me to a nap!

6. Looking for someone to get to no. I never have trouble finding people to say no to!

7. I am absolutely terrible at this!! Being girly is tough = and I don't wANT TO  practice!

8. Anything is possible, right?Well, my soon to be not my boss, getting a brain is very unlikely.

9. It’s your last day to live, live it. Well, it would be pointless to commit suicide at that point wouldn't it?

10. I enjoy text messages. Don't know if I enjoy them, but I can't live without them!

Thank you for playing this week on The Dating Profiles Meme . Please leave a comment or link when you have posted. Feel free to stop back and visit other player’s posts. Have a great week. Join us for Sunday Stealing. See you next Friday!

3 comments:

  1. ROFL at "getting a brain is very unlikely"! Thanks for playing...

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  2. I'm so with ya on number 10. :) Well done. NASCAR comes to an end this weekend...booo I already can't wait for February 2010 :)

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